Hidden Treasures

I had a sombre presentation yesterday. It sucks actually that I feel like pawning that Khalid. Haih, just forget about it. Let’s say what my friend did behind of the presentation hall.

Wah, gay ah? How nice if he were a girl. Pretty girl.

Like her.
I cried. Because I don’t want to be a gay. Then…

 
Calvin: “Kai Hao, don’t worry lah, I am not gay, I won’t disturb you anymore. Heh.”

Calvin: “Nah! Actually I am a gay head! Dammit!”

Shatiaraj: “HUH! (Opens mouth widely), Calvin is a gay? Cannot be!”
Riger: “Hahahahahahahahahaha!! You just get molested by Calvin? No way!”

Tulan Head: “Oh shit, why I am not the one who can play with Calvin?”

Poor innocent Kai Hao.
Ok, back to the presentation. This is botak head.

He is actually a nice guy. But he is just strict in the class. He seldom asks questions during the presentation and it’s pretty good.

The woman sitting near to that guy is call a shrimp head. She’s moderate and very kind. Didn’t ask much question but when she asked a question, it could be a hard time to answer her question.

And this stupid guy sitting like a boneless jelly fish, is called the dick head. He asked a lot of stupid questions that are not relevant to the topics sometimes. His voice can make you like cat on hot bricks. Sometimes if he doesn’t understand superior english, he will say “I know, I know… But my question is…” What the fuck are you talking about, son of bitch? You don’t understand my answer then better don’t ask. It will make you feel ashamed. I can tell you, he is fucking pubo in the sense that he doesn’t realise how people feel when being asked in front of a bunch of people. Dammit.

If you don’t know what is dick head, let me explain.
dickhead
noun
insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.

Chinese New Year is going to end very soon. I hope everyone enjoys their Chinese New Year to their fullest. Sorry that I could not manage to visit every house when I am back in Kuching because my schedule was packed due to the lack of time.

Anyway, there will be always chances for me to visit you, maybe next year, or anytime I am back to Kuching. Even tough I came back to Johor earlier, doesn’t mean that I didn’t celebrate my new year here. The atmosphere here is quite warm and the chinese commitee did a good job on Pesta Ang Pau.

Happy Chap Goh Mei and best wishes. :):):)

IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.

sarawak flag

our symbol, hornbill bird bird

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A:  See this?

everyone can fly. wtf

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA

my house

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you. 

SESCO building in Kuching

son of a BITCH. do we have electricity?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS

Miri Airport

do we have airport?. Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You’re one hell of a stupid idiot! F8CK YOU.

Go la. Use your fucking bus to cross South China Sea

Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below

which car you want? WTF

Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF.

do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You fail Geography ka?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?

our great CHIEF MINISTER
Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU BASTARD?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!

we practise that. FUCK if you believe it!

I’m proud to be a Sarawakian. I hope I’ve just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas.

I will be going to take the responsibility of becoming a DeeJay this coming Monday at Dataran Anggerik from 11am to 2pm. So, don’t feel shock if you see me changing CDs there. By the way, there maybe song dedication, so check it out!

I am used to eat chillies since I was young until I stepped into UTHM. I can feel the chillies here are terrible. Really can’t stand with it anymore. Really.

What goes into your mind when you hear Curry Mee?

Curry Mee mah, just take the noodle then mix with curry sauce, that’s it lah. That’s not the thing you think as easy as this.

Curry Mee must have a big chilly inside the bowl.

Look carefully, this is not a prawn like you have in your laksa. This is totally, purely, organically, absolutely, originally Mr. CHILLIE!

Believe it or not, hey, I am a ChillyPhobia now.