I had a sombre presentation yesterday. It sucks actually that I feel like pawning that Khalid. Haih, just forget about it. Let’s say what my friend did behind of the presentation hall.
Wah, gay ah? How nice if he were a girl. Pretty girl.
Like her.
I cried. Because I don’t want to be a gay. Then…
Calvin: “Kai Hao, don’t worry lah, I am not gay, I won’t disturb you anymore. Heh.”
Calvin: “Nah! Actually I am a gay head! Dammit!”
Shatiaraj: “HUH! (Opens mouth widely), Calvin is a gay? Cannot be!”
Riger: “Hahahahahahahahahaha!! You just get molested by Calvin? No way!”
Tulan Head: “Oh shit, why I am not the one who can play with Calvin?”
Poor innocent Kai Hao.
Ok, back to the presentation. This is botak head.
He is actually a nice guy. But he is just strict in the class. He seldom asks questions during the presentation and it’s pretty good.
The woman sitting near to that guy is call a shrimp head. She’s moderate and very kind. Didn’t ask much question but when she asked a question, it could be a hard time to answer her question.
And this stupid guy sitting like a boneless jelly fish, is called the dick head. He asked a lot of stupid questions that are not relevant to the topics sometimes. His voice can make you like cat on hot bricks. Sometimes if he doesn’t understand superior english, he will say “I know, I know… But my question is…” What the fuck are you talking about, son of bitch? You don’t understand my answer then better don’t ask. It will make you feel ashamed. I can tell you, he is fucking pubo in the sense that he doesn’t realise how people feel when being asked in front of a bunch of people. Dammit.
If you don’t know what is dick head, let me explain.
dickhead
noun
insulting terms of address for people who are stupid or irritating or ridiculous.
