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15 Jan

I am Proud of Sarawak!

Posted on 2008 under A Bug's Life, My Point of View, Places, Review, Travel | No Comment

IGNORANT fellas asking STOOOPID questions about SARAWAK.

sarawak flag

our symbol, hornbill bird bird

Q: Oh, you are from Sarawak! *eyes wide with excitement* So far away! How you people come here ah?
A:  See this?

everyone can fly. wtf

Q: Oh, like that! So back home, you people live in trees ar?
A: I live on trees. Not in trees. MOTHAFUCKA

my house

Q: You guys have electricity or not?
A: SESCO, mind you. 

SESCO building in Kuching

son of a BITCH. do we have electricity?

Q: Kuching got airport or you use boat go Johor?
A: I use BUS

Miri Airport

do we have airport?. Kuching International Airport

Q: How long if I take bus from Singapore to Kuching?
A: Serious SHIT! You’re one hell of a stupid idiot! F8CK YOU.

Go la. Use your fucking bus to cross South China Sea

Q: Over there got what car?
A: View below

which car you want? WTF

Q: Got road or not?
A: Shits. WTF.

do we? do we? have road? hahahaha..

Q: Sarawak inside Sabah, right?
A: You fail Geography ka?

Q: Eh? Sabah Sarawak not the same meh?
A: You really SUCKS in Geography

Q: Kuching how big ar?
A: As BIG as your BALLS. What the f*ck. You really need to learn Geography

Q: Kuching got a lot of cats hoh?
A: Bullshits. Do you have common sense? LANgkawi, a lot LAN JIAOS lah? Kuala LUMPUR, a lot LUMPUR lahhh!

Q: Sarawak got Malay?
A: I wanna KILL you. You learn HISTORY?


our great CHIEF MINISTER
Q: Sarawak people can speak English?
A: What the f*ck. If not, how am I going to answer YOU, YOU BASTARD?

Q: You people from Sarawak use Ringgit?
A: No. We used Barter System. WTF!



we practise that. FUCK if you believe it!

I’m proud to be a Sarawakian. I hope I’ve just cleared the shadow and shallow mind of some IGNORANT fellas.