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13 Oct

Where Does Cabin Crew Sleep?

Posted on 2008 under Jokes | No Comment

Got this super funny photos forwarded by my friend. :)

Boeing 747-400

KLM

Airbus A340

Boeing 777

Singapore Airline

SQ-with inflight TV and telecommunications

Air Canada

and……….


AirAsia ………!

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Muahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! Please see this, Mr. Fernandez!

26 Oct

Bra Sizes

Posted on 2007 under Jokes | No Comment

Ever wonder why ABCDEF are used to define bra sizes? No need to wonder any longer….

A - Almost Boobs

B - Barely there

C - Can Do

D - Damn good

E - Enormous

F - Fake

21 Oct

Made in Japan

Posted on 2007 under Jokes | No Comment

A Japanese man was in a hurry to go to
the KLIA airport, so he took a Proton
taxi.
The taxi driver took his sweet time
driving within the speed limit but the
Jap was getting impatient.

The following is their conversation on
the way to the airport .

A Toyota Camry overtook the
taxi…..zoom ….

Jap :Look …look …Toyota !! …very
fast!!!.. .. made in Japan !
Proton…no good…. made in
Malaysia .

Driver: yah….

After a few minutes,
a Nissan overtook the taxi….zoom.

Jap : look…. look…. Nissan!!!…..
very good!! very fast! made in Japan !
Proton…. no good…. made in
Malaysia
Driver : yah….yah…

After a few minutes a Honda overtook
the taxi…zooom.

Jap : look…. look… Honda!!….
very GOOD!!….very fast!!….made in
Japan !
Proton…no good…made in Malaysia

Driver: yah…yah…yah….!

Arriving at the airport,the Jap is
about to pay the taxi driver.

Jap : How much?

Driver: RM150/-

Jap : Oh… very expensive….. you
overcharge ! !

Driver: Noooo …. look ….
look ….Sony meter!!….very
good!!…. very fast!….Made in
Japan !