I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Archives for April, 2007

IPTA Interview

The result of interview for IPTA (Institut Pengajian Tinggi Awam) has released few weeks ago.

UTTMM

UTM, bad news.

USM

USM, bad news too.

Sadly and unfortunately, I was not selected to enter the interviews from all the universities I had selected last time. T.T :`(

Bloggers United No Fear

A group of bloggers have set up a Bloggers United in order to overcome the rights of the bloggers to blog, critisize and write anything they like.

Bloggers United

This guy called Kickdefella has designed an image for bloggers so that every bloggers enjoy their privileges anytime. So therefore I gave myself a logo in my site. Hehe.

So bloggers, go grab one here. Hurry!

Apple MacBook

Went to Unimas 2 days ago with my boss just to send this little thing.

MacBook

The Apple MacBook!

Unimas is so good that it distributes cheques for the educators to buy anything such as laptops, cars, motorcycles and I wonder whether they do write cheques for the educators to buy houses or not.

waiting

Waiting for the customer to come is like waiting someone to come out from the toilet while I have stomachache.

pool

It was hot there and I wish to jump into this pool to cool down my temperature.

queue

I wonder what the heck these people queueing for so long and made the air-conditioned room so hot. So my chicken-grandmother boss went to ask one of them.

Surprisingly, the one he asked replied that, “Tak tahu” after paying for one stack of paper. My boss was like “W00TZ!” Then he went to ask the second one, and he found his answer. They are applying for jobs in Unimas. My boss is really… I can say cute. He never thinks that Unimas is so big that he asked me to sit there alone, passing me his handphone in case his handphone rings and I can help him to answer, then ran away to explore the Unimas.

Unimas

After half an hour, he came back with tiredness, complaining with me that the Unimas is so big that he could not even find one toilet. So he told me that he answered his nature call to the NATURE! HAHA!

Apple

And finally I went back to my office

cctv

to enjoy my favourite CCTV. :P

Feeling good, I went to Chinese Barbeque Specialist today. This place is famous of its Barbeque Rice.

Barbeque Specialist

But I ordered Fried Cook Noodle instead of the famous Barbeque Rice because I had tried it.

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The barbeque pork hanging at the stall.

Noodle

Tada! My Fried Cook Noodle.

By the way, can you believe it that I used up almost an hour to finish this bowl of big noodle?

hi guys

   Sorry to break the news, but looks like all of those warnings were

real!

The use of msn and mail will cost money from summer 2007. If you send

this

message to 18 different people from your list your little msn icon will

become blue and that will make it free for you. If you dont believe me

go on

(www.msn.com) and see it yourself. Dont foward this message, copy paste

it

so people will actually read it.> Hey it is Andy and john the directors

of

MSN, sorry for the interruption but

msn is closing down. this is because too many inconsiderate people are

taking up all the name (eg making up lots of different accounts for

just one

person), we only have 578 names left. If you would like to close your

account, DO NOT SEND THIS MESSAGE ON. If you would like to keep

your

account, then SEND THIS

MESSAGE

TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST. This is no

joke, we will be shutting down the servers. Send it on, thanks.

WHO EVER DOES NOT SEND THIS MESSEAGE, YOUR ACCOUNT WILL BE CLOSED AND

YOU

WILL COST ?0.00 A MONTH TO USE. SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT

LIST.

NOW YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO. PLEASE DO NOT FORWARD THIS or REPLAY. COPY THE

WHOLE EMAIL. GO BACK TO YOUR INBOX AND CLICK ON NEW. AND PASTE THANK

YOU FOR

YOUR ATTENTION

hey everyone, i dont normally send this sort of stuff out but had a

look on

the internet and its

actually true . On the 30th of november , we will have

to pay for the use of our MSN and email accounts unless we send this

message

to at least 18 contacts on your contact list. It’s no joke if you don’t

believe me then go to the site

(http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/1189119.stm) and see for yourself.

Anyways once you’ve sent this message to at least 18 contacts, your msn

dude

will become blue. please copy and paste don’t forward cos people won’t

take

notice of it

Source: My Hotmail Inbox

This is so unreal that I wish I could slam the head of this creator. Wasting my time reading your mail!