I used to have a handle on life, then it broke.

Archives for April, 2007

Magic Ceiling

This is something that I am really looking for years.

Magic Ceiling

It’s fantastic!

Magic Ceiling

I feel like I am flying in the sky, without wings.

magic ceiling

Sleep in this room, without the need to open your windows just to view the stars.

Magic Ceiling

If it’s a mooncake festival, will the shape of the moon still remain like this?

Magic Ceiling

When you off the lights, the television in this living room will no longer functionable.

Magic Ceiling

Can I get these in Kuching? Anyone knows how to do this?

多吃些粗粮.
给别人比他们自己期许的更多,并且用心去做
熟记你喜欢的诗歌
不要轻信你听到的每件事,不要花光你的所有,不要想睡多久就睡多久。
无论何时说“我爱你”,请真心实意。
无论何时说“对不起”,请看着对方的眼睛。
相信一见钟情。
永远不要忽视别人的梦想。
深情热烈地爱,也许你会受伤,但这是使人生完整的唯一方法。
用一种明确的方法解决争议,不要冒犯。
永远不要以貌取人。慢慢地说,但要迅速地想。
当别人问你不想回答的问题时,笑着说“你为什么想知道?”
记住那些敢于承担最大风险的人才能得到最深的爱和最大的成就。
给妈妈打电话。如果不行,至少在心里想着她。
当别人打喷嚏时,说一声“妈妈保佑”。
如果你失败了,千万不要忘记汲取教训。
记住三个“尊”:尊重你自己;尊重别人;保持尊严,对自己的行为负责。
不要让小小的争端损毁了一段伟大的友谊。
无论何时你发现自己做错了,竭尽所能去弥补。动作要快!
无论什么时候打电话,摘起话筒的时候请微笑,因为对方能感觉到!
找一个你爱聊的人结婚,因为当年龄大了以后,你会发觉喜欢聊天是一个人最大的优点。
找点时间,单独呆会儿。
欣然接收改变,但是不要摒弃你的个人理念。
记住,沉默是金。
多看点书,少看点电视。
过一种高尚而诚实的生活。当你年老时回想起过去,你就能再一次享受人生。
相信自己,但是别忘了锁门。
家庭的融洽氛围是难能可贵的。
尽你的全力让家平顺和谐。
当你和你亲近的人吵嘴的时候,试着就事论事,不要扯出那些陈芝麻,烂谷子的事。
不要摆脱不了昨天。
多注意言下之意。
和别人分享你的知识,那才是永恒之道!
善待我们的地球。
不要愚弄自然母亲。
忙自己该做的事。
不要相信接吻时从不闭眼的伴侣。
每年至少去一个你从没去过的地方。
如果你赚了很多钱,在活着的时候多行善事。这是你能得到的最好回报。
记住有时候,不是最好的收获也是一种好运。
深刻理解所有的规则,合理地更新他们。
记住:最好的关系存在于对别人的爱胜于对别人的索求之上。
回头看看你发誓取得的目标,然后评判你到底有多成功。
无论是烹调还是爱情,都用百分之百的负责态度对待,但是不要期求太多的回报。

No cheating. If all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? Pick your dessert, then look to see what Psychiatrists think about you! (Sorry you can only pick one)

Cakes

OK - Now that you’ve made your choice, scroll down  to see what research says  about you!  

ANGEL FOOD CAKE Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items. A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of  the day. Others perceive you as being childlike and immature at times.

BROWNIES… You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of under dogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your sabre. You are always the oddball with a unique sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

LEMON MERINGUE… Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after-dinner speaker and a good teacher.  But don’t try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.

VANILLA CAKE WITH CHOCOLATE ICING… Fun-loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation. Everyone enjoys being  around you, but you are a practical joker.   Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE… Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional and annoying at times.

CHOCOLATE ON CHOCOLATE… Sexy; always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You can appear to have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.  

 ICE CREAM… You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don’t like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

CARROT CAKE… You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.

Source: My hotmail inbox

Which cake are you?

National

1. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR HAIR LOSS:

>Maggi Mee.

2. NATIONAL EXCUSE FOR BEING LATE:

>Traffic Jam.

3. NATIONAL CONDOM:

>None. Most Malaysians still feel embarrassed buying condoms. So they rushed into a 7-11, hurriedly grab the nearest pack,any pack, pay and leave before the cashier can even blink an eye.

4. NATIONAL FRUIT FOR INDUCING MENSTRUATION:

>Pineapple

5. NATIONAL APHRODISIAC DRINK:

>Stout. Many swear by it. But after a few pints they start swearing at everything…

6. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING  MC (MEN):

>Food Poisoning.

7. NATIONAL FAKE ILLNESS FOR GETTING MC (WOMEN):

>Menstrual Pain

8. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY WOMEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:

>Headache, kids not asleep, maid not asleep, mother-in-law around, early appointment, food not digested yet, aircond not cold enough, aircond too cold, nail polish not dry yet, forgot to take the pill, sleepy,stomach cramps, period, haven’t remove make-up, haven’t shower, no water supply, going to watch “Santa Barbara”, depress, no mood, etc…

9. NATIONAL EXCUSES GIVEN BY MEN WHEN REFUSING SEX:

>None. Malaysian men never refuse sex.

10. NATIONAL CURE FOR HEADACHES:

>Panadol. The “cure for all”. If it fails we have another secret weapon; Tiger Balm.

11. NATIONAL CURE FOR DIZZINESS:

>Minyak Angin Cap Kapak.

12. NATIONAL CAUSE OF DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

>Happy Hours.

13. NATIONAL INSTANT CURE FOR DIZZINESS (FOR YUPPIES):

>The sight of a police road block.

14. NATIONAL RUBBISH DUMP:

>Anywhere. As long as it is not your house.

15. NATIONAL MOST MIS-PRONOUNCED NAME:

>Carrefour. Sometimes even pronounced as Carry 4! On second thoughts, why bother pronouncing stupid French brands like Peugeot, Renault or Citroen correctly. I think it sounds better,when the local mechanics say “Pew Jeot”.When I was in school, Milo was always ‘Mee Lo’, now that I’m sophisticated, I say “My Lo”. So don’t be embarassed saying “Carry4″ when the Mat Sallehs shamelessly pronounce orang utan as “rangutan”.

Source: My hotmail inbox

黑涩会美眉

Anyone who does a lot of watching to television especially the [V] channel should know this programme called 黑涩会美眉.

There is a celebrity called 容瑄. She was happened to upload all her private photos into a website and locked it with a password. When the hackers successfully hack the password, then everything comes out just like a volcano.

 HEISHEHUI

 There are a lot of photos which contain explicit information (The photos taken with his boyfriend on the bed).

You can view them through this link http://ent.sogua.com/articles/890000/890213.htm .

Warning: This is an 18SX material. If you are under 18, please do not enter the link given above. Anything happens to you is not my responsibility.